“For if we allow that human life is always guided by reason, we destroy the premise that life is possible at all.” - Leo Tolstoy

Math is great because unlike the real life, every problem has an answer. Some problems even have only one solution. Thus, I am a Math major because I suck at real life. I have a fear of being annoying. I have an ambition for self perfection and therefore take criticism very well. Cigarettes, coffee, and sex keep me sane. I love everyone. 

Look around. Keep your mind open.