I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
Wait for it.
College be like
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
Drunken orgies: priceless
|Song: Just Feel Better|
|Artist: Steve Tyler feat. Carlos Santana|
|Played: 103,757 times.|
Love this song!
I was in love with this song when I was little and didn’t know any English. It used to always play on the radio back home. I randomly came up on it today and now I understand all the words and this song is a billion times better and it makes me happy :)
I’m a smoker. I smoke where I’m permitted to by law. If you’re uncomfortable standing next to me while I’m having a cigarette, LET ME KNOW and I will move away or stop. Don’t pull your passive agressive bullshit or treat me like I’m a dirty criminal.
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”
“Life is but a dream.”
Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.
I waited patiently for this post
WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’
No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?
What the fuck is a butter dream
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
I made the same face the mirror did
No more wearing steel-toed boots to work. Now it’s all kitty heals and sandals :D
I’m am in seventh heaven right now!!! After applying, a phone interview, an interview, and waiting period, I actually got the job at a beautiful and inspiring international non-profit :D I am overwhelmed with excitement and I cannot wait to start! More details soon :)