zeldathemes

# of Americans killed by ISIS in 2013: 16

# of Americans killed by other Americans with guns in 2013: 11,419

  #yeah    #isis and ebola    #the greatest killers of us citizens    #isis    #guns  
satanssmiie:

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satanssmiie:

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

theemberislandplayahs:

I’m glad they didn’t turn Toph into some kind helpful old lady living in the woods. She’s still the Avatar-butt-kicking trash-talking greatest Earthbender in the World!

axmxz:

axmxz:


abbygubler:

repeat after me:

there are white people suffering in the world

but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white

You fucked up

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

  #bahahahaa  

Day 5

I can’t believe I have made it this far. I am happier, I breathe better, I am more energetic. I have more money and wayyy more time. 

I got over the crying, the pangs, the mood swings, the bitchiness. I got over not smoking when I drink, when I wake up, after I eat. I got over cigarettes and now it all seems like a bad dream from the past.

And it’s only been 5 days.

  #yay