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tumbledore-:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it.

tumbledore-:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it.

ohneooo:

nj-husky:

Joey.

Wat

ohneooo:

nj-husky:

Joey.

Wat

tastefullyoffensive:

Croc Selfie [x]

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

Drunken orgies: priceless

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Song: Just Feel Better
Artist: Steve Tyler feat. Carlos Santana
Album: AEROSMITH
Played: 103,757 times.

minesthefury:

Love this song!

I was in love with this song when I was little and didn’t know any English. It used to always play on the radio back home. I randomly came up on it today and now I understand all the words and this song is a billion times better and it makes me happy :)

I’m a smoker. I smoke where I’m permitted to by law. If you’re uncomfortable standing next to me while I’m having a cigarette, LET ME KNOW and I will move away or stop. Don’t pull your passive agressive bullshit or treat me like I’m a dirty criminal.

  #honestly    #shit pisses me off    #personal  

Me, after chasing a 5 hour energy with a large coffee this morning

  #woooot    #so hyper  

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

celestial-sexhair:

utsubyo-no-kogeki:

idontbelieveinusernames:

onwards-to-fantartica:

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

I waited patiently for this post

WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

What the fuck is a butter dream

Apparently this

 

aroxia:

swagginmun:

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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I made the same face the mirror did

glossybutt:

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No more wearing steel-toed boots to work. Now it’s all kitty heals and sandals :D

  #can you feel my excitement  

I’m am in seventh heaven right now!!! After applying, a phone interview, an interview, and waiting period, I actually got the job at a beautiful and inspiring international non-profit :D I am overwhelmed with excitement and I cannot wait to start! More details soon :)

  #personal